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Quote of the day: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! - Patches O'Houlihan
For anyone who is feeling down due to my lack of posts, please allow this song to guide you down the path to cheerfulness and pleasure. Better? Good. I saw an interesting shirt today. It read "There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary, and those who don't.". Get it? No? Huh. I got it. Also, you should all read Rain, Rain, Go Away, by Isaac Asimov, as it is very good, in my opinion. Anyone who catches the title's reference get's that cookie. Though I doubt anyone will even try to. No one tried for the last one. Bye-dee-bye!

Fine then, no cookie

Quote of the Day: I told them in Spanish, how much clearer could I have been!? - Coach Keith
I hereby demand all of you to say both chagrin and persona in the next week, or you're FIRED! Also, have any of you noticed how, due to it's timing of right after Michal Jackson's, hardly anyone noticed how Billy Mays is dead? I mean, he advertised the Shamwow(which, by the way, actually works. Who knew?)! How much cooler can you GET?

Now, for your amusement, videos:

This one is out-dated by a year or so, but it's still pretty interesting;


2008 Latest Edition - Did You Know 3.0 - From Meeting in Rome Th - For more of the funniest videos, click here



Also, a song of everything an average mother says to her children in 24 hours;


the mom song - Watch more Funny Videos

Hope you enjoyed them!

Cripes!!!

Quote of the day:"Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all."-Dirk Gently

Hello, greetings, and potato to any and all of you who are still bothering to read this even after my five day long absence. I've been singing Scatman for the past few hours. It's a good song. Go listen to it now. Or at least in a few seconds. Also, some of you may recall the two figurines I was geeking out about back in the previous post. Well, they've arrived, and they're a good deal shorter than I thought. I'm currently seeing to getting a shelf on which to store them, as the top of my dresser is getting rather crowded. Also, none of you were able to guess the character in the last post's origin, so here's a clue; tabs. For your safety, that is not necessarily a part of the title, or anything of the sort(although it may as well be, for all you know). I've got a cookie that's just itching to be given away.

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Quote of the day: "Stop trying to hit me and hit me!" - Morpheus, The Matrix
Woops. Looks like I haven't updated for... two days! It's a new record! Although, I'm not entirely sure if that's something to be proud of... Oh, well. You see that line of text above the one that starts with Woops. Loo? That is going to be a new feature to this blog. Also, I have cable. Today was preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty boring. That's how school is. Today, I spent 55 minutes learning how to pour water into a thin container, put something else into the same container, and looking to see how much higher the water got. You see why I have boring days at school. Will this pop quiz appease you? Anyone who is able to tell me which video game this guy is from gets the biggest cookie they've ever seen.

Er...

I wonder who coined the term "coined the term"? Do you know? Anyways, today I continued showing off my video game nerdiness by ordering TWO more statuettes, similar to Kefka. Their names are Ifrit(FF7), and The Magus Sisters(FF10). Hmmm. I have no idea as to why this is underlined now, but who cares? Soon little Kefka will have a family to call his own.

lololololol

Now, some of you may have noticed that I didn't post yesterday, but I am clearly still alive and well. I went to the orthodontist, had a cookie, and learned that my family needs to pay $5200 for what is literally some metal and plastic that you put in your mouth. Yeah. Pricey, eh? Today, however, I bring excellent news! As you know, I've been awaiting a figure of this guy(Kefka Palazzo):



and today, it arrived! Lookey here:
Just right-click and click "open link in..." for better quality. Now, before you start commenting "ZOMG, U IS A LIAR IT LOKKS NOTING LEIK THE LAFF GUYLOLOLOL!!!!1!!!1!1!1ONE", did you actually think I'd TELL you what it looked like? See, it's still Kefka, but in his FF6 final boss forme, which looks like this:similar, no? Ahhh, you silly goose.

Mumble, grumble

Well, today I got to travel on the bus to Willink Middle School, as today was the first day of school. Yayyyyyyyy. That was sarcastic, by the way. I don't enjoy school. Anything but. Fortunately, most of my classes appear to be with friends. I thought it was especially boring today, as there was almost nothing but talking for most of the day.In other words, my Kefka isn't here yet. I looked forward to today for nothing. It should be here in another day or two. Unfortunately, school days usually aren't sction-packed blockbuster material, if you know what I mean. So the next lot of blog posts will more than likely be short like this one. I apologise.

Salutations, good sir/madam

Unfortunately for you, dear readers, I haven't any good news today. school begins on the morrow, I could possibly be forced to procure a set of braces the next day, and I'm out of ice cream. Yes, I'm quite worried about tomarrow, as it involves me having no idea as to where I'm meant to go in my school, as I haven't even a locker number to my name, let alone a schedule. My sister, on the other hand, is perfectly knowledgeable when it comes to here schedule and locker combination. How cruel the school board is to eighth graders such as myself. Fortunately, the Jeopardy jingle is here to highten my spirits, if only slightly. Also, seeing as I neglected to supply you with a link to Karoshi 2.0, I have one here.

*Sigh*

Yesterday was really boring. I went to Target to try to find some boxers, earphones, and a hair dryer. We found all of them. Oh! I almost forgot that we went out to Billy's Homestead for breakfast. Mmmmmmm...Those were pretty much the only highlights of our day, other than we had quite delectable BBQ ribs for dinner. Sorry. I hope this sword can appease you.

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Woops

Whoa, hey. It is 10:30AM and I'm just writing last night's post? Yeah, sorry about that. I was busy playing Karoshi 2.0, working out something I've wanted to try for a while, and watching an hour and a half of The Legend of Zelda(yes, the original one for the NES). Also Sims 2. Can anything make it better? Yes? Good. So, yesterday... I went miniature golfing(also known as putt-putt, but that sounds way less cool) with my sister and grandparents. I think my ball was some kind of ninja, because twice I hit it too hard, it bounced into the rocks surrounding the holes, and it bounced off of them to slingshot it's way back onto the course. It was, needless to say, pretty cool. We also went to Abbott's for some ice/frozen cream/custard, and I ordered a two scoop peanut butter cup. That happened to be the one flavor they were out of, so I instead got a two scoop vanilla with crushed Reese's mixed in and with peanut butter on top. Yum*. I got home, didn't eat until 8:20PM, and went to bed around 11:30PM. In that time, my Dad and I gave my room a makeover, which basically means we throw half of it out, and re-organize the rest of it until I have no idea where anything is any more. Thank you, Nana, for taking me putt-putting.

*This comment is NOT sarcastic!

Don't yell at me

Okay, now, the winners of yesterday's contest are:...Nobody? Yeah, nobody. Someone got the number right through guesswork, which is no good. So, yeah. Booey for you! Any-dang-ways, today was another boring day. It was bland, arid, blah, drab, tedious, dull, mind-numbing, tiresome, even lackluster. Wow, that is a LONG list of adjectives and synonyms. I, uh, I went to my neighbors football game today, and *readies shield* I've gotta say, I don't enjoy that sport very much. Or at all, really. The pizza was good, though. Also, I had dinner at Bazil's, for my parents' anniversary, and guess what? I had a huge, three cheese mac-n-cheese thing, it was really good, I was able to finish maybe a third of it, and I forgot my leftovers box at the restaurant. Yeah. Oops. I can't remember what else I did today. So, Kefka shall entertain you.

You shall fail

Today was a kinda bland day. I ordered my Kefka figure this morning, and guess when it's supposed to arrive. Go on, guess. Wrong, it gets here on the first day of school(highlight it to see the answer)! So it's kinda wierd how I have to look forward to that day.I also went with my mom and sister to a photography-gallery-thing. Kinda tore into the cookies and cider thay had, as it was the first time I'd eaten in sixkandianhalfdhours.aAlso, I HATE doing book reports. They kinda feel like a aste of time to me, as I finish them in twenty minutes a pop. That's forty minutes I could be spending reading a different book. Finally, for those of you who kinda haven't manged to figure out my blog's title, the joke is that my last name is PRICE, and I'm putting my two CENTS in. Got it memorized? No? Too bad, sucka!
P.S. Count and comment the number of "kinda"s in this post. Winners will get a shoutout.

Why Helllloooo There!

Ha ha ha ha! I have my OWN blog now! And you... well, I don't know. You might have one too for all I know. Which is a lot. So you probably don't have one. Unless you do. I dunno. I went mini golfing with Nana (my father's mother's husband's wife) today. I won by six points. Also, there is a chance I will be purchasing a statuette of this guy:Isn't he neat? He is named Kefka (Final Fantasy 6). Oh, you wanted to see a picture of the figure? Ha! I laugh at the thought. I spit in it's general direction! I don't have much else to rant talk about. So, see you next time!