Salutations, good sir/madam

Unfortunately for you, dear readers, I haven't any good news today. school begins on the morrow, I could possibly be forced to procure a set of braces the next day, and I'm out of ice cream. Yes, I'm quite worried about tomarrow, as it involves me having no idea as to where I'm meant to go in my school, as I haven't even a locker number to my name, let alone a schedule. My sister, on the other hand, is perfectly knowledgeable when it comes to here schedule and locker combination. How cruel the school board is to eighth graders such as myself. Fortunately, the Jeopardy jingle is here to highten my spirits, if only slightly. Also, seeing as I neglected to supply you with a link to Karoshi 2.0, I have one here.