QotD: "Remember this, kids, it is very important. Even if your mommy makes you a super hero costume, do not attempt to do any of these things, especially flying. Because you cannot do it. You do not have super powers. Because there is only one Super Grover. And that is me." - Grover
I was watching Deal or No Deal the other day, and I realized how much more exciting game shows could be if they gave away something other than cash prizes. to that end, I've constructed a list of possible non-cash prizes. Please note that they are not in any particular order
- Carmen Sandiego's day planner
- the Coca-Cola recipe
- A McDonalds dollar menu coupon
- The question of life, the universe, and everything
- One use time machine
- Solid Snake's voice
- Credit card debt
- William H. Taft's signature
- Water's chemical formula
- Ninja lessons
- A large rock
- a 70s lamp
- Tarzan's branch-sliding skills (1:40)
- A British accent
- Phil Collins' voice
- One free Google search
- Auron/Sephiroth/Meta Knight's sword (random)
- Abacus lessons
- Kefka Costume
All this and more could be yours if game show designers would see some sense! Also, I'm thinking of making my videos longer, and all of you out there who can't handle more than three minutes of video can watch them in a few segments. If anyone out there feels that there is something wrong with this, please stand now. Nobody? Good.
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Things to Come
QotD: "... you were never even male to begin with?" - Other Naoto
Yes, I'm well aware that I haven't made a Knytt video in a while, and that you're all very angry at me for that. I'm also aware that I still haven't made one. Finally, I'm aware that I have another meh reason for this. I like procrastinating. So sue me. I'll bet that you procrastinate a lot too, reader. Do you want me to sue you? I'll sue the pants offa ya'! I've got an Ace Detective friend who doubles as a lawyer, and he has a very large collection of pants! And a barrel! You don't stand a chance, buddy. I'm sorry that the video doesn't have my b-e-a-utiful voice in it, but at least it has a voice in it. I am running out of things to say, so I'll direct you to a comic about my favorite non-Knytt game right now, Persona 4! Ta ta!
Yes, I'm well aware that I haven't made a Knytt video in a while, and that you're all very angry at me for that. I'm also aware that I still haven't made one. Finally, I'm aware that I have another meh reason for this. I like procrastinating. So sue me. I'll bet that you procrastinate a lot too, reader. Do you want me to sue you? I'll sue the pants offa ya'! I've got an Ace Detective friend who doubles as a lawyer, and he has a very large collection of pants! And a barrel! You don't stand a chance, buddy. I'm sorry that the video doesn't have my b-e-a-utiful voice in it, but at least it has a voice in it. I am running out of things to say, so I'll direct you to a comic about my favorite non-Knytt game right now, Persona 4! Ta ta!
Monday, November 16, 2009
Why DO they smile back?
QotD: "It wouldn't kill you to learn how to drive, but it would kill me if you don't learn," - DeceasedCrab
I sincerely apologize for not posting lately, but I have a good reason! Well, it's good to me. That's what counts. As further consolation, here are some videos not made by me:
CGI Megan Fox
Back to the Terminator
Hope that helped. If it didn't, well, there's not a whole lot I can do about that. Sorry.
Hopefully I'll have a Knytt Stories video out soon. I seem to be getting much better at Parodius. I know this because I didn't die at all in the first level you saw there. Another thing that bothers me, about goldfish. Why is it that they always smile when they're about to be devouered by a giant? I mean, it'd be fine if only a few of them smiled, maybe the mentally challanged ones who have no idea what's going on, but all of them smile. We've seen in the commercials that most goldfish are, in fact, mentally sound. I know I would be more than a little scared if a giant pink monster grabbed me and threw me into a huge, slimy cave full of giant white tombstones that fall towards me at a huge speed, nearly guaranteed to turn me into a wet pile of orange dust, but those darn crackers have that dumb smile plasterd on their face all the time, even in the predicament mentioned above. Sorry about ranting on about that, but it really bugs me...
I sincerely apologize for not posting lately, but I have a good reason! Well, it's good to me. That's what counts. As further consolation, here are some videos not made by me:
CGI Megan Fox
Back to the Terminator
Hope that helped. If it didn't, well, there's not a whole lot I can do about that. Sorry.
Hopefully I'll have a Knytt Stories video out soon. I seem to be getting much better at Parodius. I know this because I didn't die at all in the first level you saw there. Another thing that bothers me, about goldfish. Why is it that they always smile when they're about to be devouered by a giant? I mean, it'd be fine if only a few of them smiled, maybe the mentally challanged ones who have no idea what's going on, but all of them smile. We've seen in the commercials that most goldfish are, in fact, mentally sound. I know I would be more than a little scared if a giant pink monster grabbed me and threw me into a huge, slimy cave full of giant white tombstones that fall towards me at a huge speed, nearly guaranteed to turn me into a wet pile of orange dust, but those darn crackers have that dumb smile plasterd on their face all the time, even in the predicament mentioned above. Sorry about ranting on about that, but it really bugs me...
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
This. Is. AWESOME!
QotD: "I, er, got lost?" - Juni
Today, we learn just how silly Knytt Stories can be. We learn this via my new posting method, which can be found here.The quality is higher and it saves me time, so I'm all for it. You'd better be too. This is, unfortunately, the silliest of all of the stories I'll be playing, by far. Also, how long have we been freaking out over swine flu? A year? The media is over-blowing this thing HUGE. And the judicial system sucks. Remember that sniper who was taking potshots at people out in DC? Three years ago? Well, I was watching the news this morning, and they've JUST decided what to do with him. Which as, by the way, execute him, I think. Also, in case you want to read up on the games I am planing on playing, here is a list:
-Khytt Stories
-Parodius
-Within a Deep Forest
-Eversion
-Chzo Mythos
-Earthbound/Mother 3
And I'm spent. I'm also very tired, and so will be signing off for now. Ta ta!
Today, we learn just how silly Knytt Stories can be. We learn this via my new posting method, which can be found here.The quality is higher and it saves me time, so I'm all for it. You'd better be too. This is, unfortunately, the silliest of all of the stories I'll be playing, by far. Also, how long have we been freaking out over swine flu? A year? The media is over-blowing this thing HUGE. And the judicial system sucks. Remember that sniper who was taking potshots at people out in DC? Three years ago? Well, I was watching the news this morning, and they've JUST decided what to do with him. Which as, by the way, execute him, I think. Also, in case you want to read up on the games I am planing on playing, here is a list:
-Khytt Stories
-Parodius
-Within a Deep Forest
-Eversion
-Chzo Mythos
-Earthbound/Mother 3
And I'm spent. I'm also very tired, and so will be signing off for now. Ta ta!
Monday, November 9, 2009
Ain't She a Beaut?
QotD: "If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat." - Douglas Adams
As you all know, We lost a dear friend as well as many hours of entertainment last night, and as a consolation, I offer you a replacement in the hopes you will forget that Karoshi ever existed. Enjoy!
Man, I LOVE this game. I'm gonna have a lot of fun with this one. Oh, and if I ever refer to anyone named 'Juni', then know that I'm talking about the creature we control, which is called a knytt. Duh. Also, did you hear about the shooting at Fort Hood that have been all over the news? Well, I guess if they've been all over the news than it's pretty much guaranteed you've heard of them. Well, I dunno what happened there, seeing as I was paying rather more attention to the Yankees winning the World Series, but I heard that the guy just snapped, and lost control of his finger, killing thirteen and injuring thirty-one of his own men in the process. Shame, that. In other news, I find it rather odd how things are updated just after I hear about them. I learn about Twilight, and out pops the movie. I learn about Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and here's a movie. Here's a more obscure one, I learn about the Persona series, and now Persona 3 Portable is the third most popular new release in Japan. Funny old thing, life.
As you all know, We lost a dear friend as well as many hours of entertainment last night, and as a consolation, I offer you a replacement in the hopes you will forget that Karoshi ever existed. Enjoy!
Man, I LOVE this game. I'm gonna have a lot of fun with this one. Oh, and if I ever refer to anyone named 'Juni', then know that I'm talking about the creature we control, which is called a knytt. Duh. Also, did you hear about the shooting at Fort Hood that have been all over the news? Well, I guess if they've been all over the news than it's pretty much guaranteed you've heard of them. Well, I dunno what happened there, seeing as I was paying rather more attention to the Yankees winning the World Series, but I heard that the guy just snapped, and lost control of his finger, killing thirteen and injuring thirty-one of his own men in the process. Shame, that. In other news, I find it rather odd how things are updated just after I hear about them. I learn about Twilight, and out pops the movie. I learn about Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and here's a movie. Here's a more obscure one, I learn about the Persona series, and now Persona 3 Portable is the third most popular new release in Japan. Funny old thing, life.
Sunday, November 8, 2009
GOOOOAAAALLLL!!!!
QotD: "I'll kick yer sorry arses so hard you'll kiss the moons!' - Kid
And. We're. DONE!
Here is a word scramble of our next game: ySsinK totret. Bet ya couldn't figure that one out!If you can, then you win a cookie. I'm sorry I haven't posted recently, but I've been living it up in DC. Yes, Washington DC.It was pretty awe some. driving nine hours in a bus full of eighth graders and a bathroom in the back, watching Finding Nemo on a six-inch wide screen. Awesome. Anyway, here are the pictures I took, and some highlights not in the pictures:
- The cook eating one of my onion rings after I ordered them.
- A building which had the name National Rifle Association of America in big glowing letters.
Hope that cleared things up a bit. It probably didn't, but oh well. I'm tired and so I'm signing off. Ta ta!
And. We're. DONE!
Here is a word scramble of our next game: ySsinK totret. Bet ya couldn't figure that one out!If you can, then you win a cookie. I'm sorry I haven't posted recently, but I've been living it up in DC. Yes, Washington DC.It was pretty awe some. driving nine hours in a bus full of eighth graders and a bathroom in the back, watching Finding Nemo on a six-inch wide screen. Awesome. Anyway, here are the pictures I took, and some highlights not in the pictures:
- The cook eating one of my onion rings after I ordered them.
- A building which had the name National Rifle Association of America in big glowing letters.
Hope that cleared things up a bit. It probably didn't, but oh well. I'm tired and so I'm signing off. Ta ta!
Monday, November 2, 2009
Almost there...
QotD: "They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box." - Kirk Lazarus
Well, have I got a treat for you! I have recorded five, count 'em, five videos of Karoshi 2.0 for viewing pleasure.
Wow. That took a long time. Anyways, I took what is called the P.A.C.E.R. test. In this test, you are required to run back and forth across a gym an a constantly quickening pace. I was able to do this fifty times before I got too tired. Did you know that loosen and unloosen mean the same thing? Expect only two or three videos next time. And then, something else... Tune in next time for more Karoshi 2.0!
Well, have I got a treat for you! I have recorded five, count 'em, five videos of Karoshi 2.0 for viewing pleasure.
Wow. That took a long time. Anyways, I took what is called the P.A.C.E.R. test. In this test, you are required to run back and forth across a gym an a constantly quickening pace. I was able to do this fifty times before I got too tired. Did you know that loosen and unloosen mean the same thing? Expect only two or three videos next time. And then, something else... Tune in next time for more Karoshi 2.0!
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