TheSpeedGamers

QotD: NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!! - Chuggaaconroy

Guys! You all need to go to www.thespeedgamers.com to watch The Speed Gamers raise money for Ally's House by catching all 493 Pokemon! Awesome prizes can be yours if you donate money to them. ALL proceeds go to Ally's House! Please! Think of the children!

*Gulp*

QotD: " You may as well be the dirt on the bottom of my boots! Or the dirt stuck to the bottom of that dirt!" - Kefka

I know that I haven't made a post in a while, but it's just so much fun procrastinating! That, and I'm in too much of a Christmas spirit to care right now. So, I'm just here to tell you that I am not, contrary to popular belief, dead. So, merry Chrismahannukwanzakus!

P.S. Anyone who can tell me who said this gets a cookie; "The arcana is the means by which all is revealed. There is both joy and wonder in coming to understand another." - ???

Tootle Pip!

QotD: "Remember this, kids, it is very important. Even if your mommy makes you a super hero costume, do not attempt to do any of these things, especially flying. Because you cannot do it. You do not have super powers. Because there is only one Super Grover. And that is me." - Grover

I was watching Deal or No Deal the other day, and I realized how much more exciting game shows could be if they gave away something other than cash prizes. to that end, I've constructed a list of possible non-cash prizes. Please note that they are not in any particular order
- Carmen Sandiego's day planner
- the Coca-Cola recipe
- A McDonalds dollar menu coupon
- The question of life, the universe, and everything
- One use time machine
- Solid Snake's voice
- Credit card debt
- William H. Taft's signature
- Water's chemical formula
- Ninja lessons
- A large rock
- a 70s lamp
- Tarzan's branch-sliding skills (1:40)
- A British accent
- Phil Collins' voice
- One free Google search
- Auron/Sephiroth/Meta Knight's sword (random)
- Abacus lessons
- Kefka Costume
All this and more could be yours if game show designers would see some sense! Also, I'm thinking of making my videos longer, and all of you out there who can't handle more than three minutes of video can watch them in a few segments. If anyone out there feels that there is something wrong with this, please stand now. Nobody? Good.

Things to Come

QotD: "... you were never even male to begin with?" - Other Naoto
Yes, I'm well aware that I haven't made a Knytt video in a while, and that you're all very angry at me for that. I'm also aware that I still haven't made one. Finally, I'm aware that I have another meh reason for this. I like procrastinating. So sue me. I'll bet that you procrastinate a lot too, reader. Do you want me to sue you? I'll sue the pants offa ya'! I've got an Ace Detective friend who doubles as a lawyer, and he has a very large collection of pants! And a barrel! You don't stand a chance, buddy. I'm sorry that the video doesn't have my b-e-a-utiful voice in it, but at least it has a voice in it. I am running out of things to say, so I'll direct you to a comic about my favorite non-Knytt game right now, Persona 4! Ta ta!

Why DO they smile back?

QotD: "It wouldn't kill you to learn how to drive, but it would kill me if you don't learn," - DeceasedCrab
I sincerely apologize for not posting lately, but I have a good reason! Well, it's good to me. That's what counts. As further consolation, here are some videos not made by me:
CGI Megan Fox
Back to the Terminator
Hope that helped. If it didn't, well, there's not a whole lot I can do about that. Sorry.
Hopefully I'll have a Knytt Stories video out soon. I seem to be getting much better at Parodius. I know this because I didn't die at all in the first level you saw there. Another thing that bothers me, about goldfish. Why is it that they always smile when they're about to be devouered by a giant? I mean, it'd be fine if only a few of them smiled, maybe the mentally challanged ones who have no idea what's going on, but all of them smile. We've seen in the commercials that most goldfish are, in fact, mentally sound. I know I would be more than a little scared if a giant pink monster grabbed me and threw me into a huge, slimy cave full of giant white tombstones that fall towards me at a huge speed, nearly guaranteed to turn me into a wet pile of orange dust, but those darn crackers have that dumb smile plasterd on their face all the time, even in the predicament mentioned above. Sorry about ranting on about that, but it really bugs me...

This. Is. AWESOME!

QotD: "I, er, got lost?" - Juni

Today, we learn just how silly Knytt Stories can be. We learn this via my new posting method, which can be found here.The quality is higher and it saves me time, so I'm all for it. You'd better be too. This is, unfortunately, the silliest of all of the stories I'll be playing, by far. Also, how long have we been freaking out over swine flu? A year? The media is over-blowing this thing HUGE. And the judicial system sucks. Remember that sniper who was taking potshots at people out in DC? Three years ago? Well, I was watching the news this morning, and they've JUST decided what to do with him. Which as, by the way, execute him, I think. Also, in case you want to read up on the games I am planing on playing, here is a list:
-Khytt Stories
-Parodius
-Within a Deep Forest
-Eversion
-Chzo Mythos
-Earthbound/Mother 3
And I'm spent. I'm also very tired, and so will be signing off for now. Ta ta!

Ain't She a Beaut?

QotD: "If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat." - Douglas Adams

As you all know, We lost a dear friend as well as many hours of entertainment last night, and as a consolation, I offer you a replacement in the hopes you will forget that Karoshi ever existed. Enjoy!

Man, I LOVE this game. I'm gonna have a lot of fun with this one. Oh, and if I ever refer to anyone named 'Juni', then know that I'm talking about the creature we control, which is called a knytt. Duh. Also, did you hear about the shooting at Fort Hood that have been all over the news? Well, I guess if they've been all over the news than it's pretty much guaranteed you've heard of them. Well, I dunno what happened there, seeing as I was paying rather more attention to the Yankees winning the World Series, but I heard that the guy just snapped, and lost control of his finger, killing thirteen and injuring thirty-one of his own men in the process. Shame, that. In other news, I find it rather odd how things are updated just after I hear about them. I learn about Twilight, and out pops the movie. I learn about Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and here's a movie. Here's a more obscure one, I learn about the Persona series, and now Persona 3 Portable is the third most popular new release in Japan. Funny old thing, life.

GOOOOAAAALLLL!!!!

QotD: "I'll kick yer sorry arses so hard you'll kiss the moons!' - Kid

And. We're. DONE!

Here is a word scramble of our next game: ySsinK totret. Bet ya couldn't figure that one out!If you can, then you win a cookie. I'm sorry I haven't posted recently, but I've been living it up in DC. Yes, Washington DC.It was pretty awe some. driving nine hours in a bus full of eighth graders and a bathroom in the back, watching Finding Nemo on a six-inch wide screen. Awesome. Anyway, here are the pictures I took, and some highlights not in the pictures:
- The cook eating one of my onion rings after I ordered them.
- A building which had the name National Rifle Association of America in big glowing letters.
Hope that cleared things up a bit. It probably didn't, but oh well. I'm tired and so I'm signing off. Ta ta!

Almost there...

QotD: "They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box." - Kirk Lazarus
Well, have I got a treat for you! I have recorded five, count 'em, five videos of Karoshi 2.0 for viewing pleasure.
Wow. That took a long time. Anyways, I took what is called the P.A.C.E.R. test. In this test, you are required to run back and forth across a gym an a constantly quickening pace. I was able to do this fifty times before I got too tired. Did you know that loosen and unloosen mean the same thing? Expect only two or three videos next time. And then, something else... Tune in next time for more Karoshi 2.0!

References, catch 'em all!

it hurts

Huh-hey, kids! Today we're gonna learn about PSPs! Yay! *cough-hough* Huh? Oh, hey there. As I was saying before we're going to learn a little bit about the history of the PSP. For example, Sony was very desperate for the PSP to sell well. So much so, that they went to these extremes. I was reminded of this by Dr. Ashens, and his video about the subject. Speaking of PSPs, here is TWO Karoshi videos. Well aren't you lucky.


One more to go... Also, bonus points to anyone who caught the reference at the top of the post. Save 6 Days for last. Spoiler/suck-arific, that one. *shudder* I... I just sacred myself very badly, just THINKING about that horrible plot twist... why, yahtzee, why? Why, father? Cookie to the title winner.

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QotD: "Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen! Hey, listen!" - Navi

Geez, that fairy can be annoying... I gotta play Zelda again sometime soon. What do you think, readers? This is, of course, assuming you have any experience with Zelda games or, indeed, what they are. She isn't, however, as annoying as SOME games I could mention...

I've had this song stuck in my head for the past few days, and it's getting pretty annoying. In fact, I'm humming it right now. Oh, for those of you who have played a Zelda game before, but forgot about it, here is a picture of Navi;>
Well, I hope that worked, because yesterday's Blogger freak outage, seems to have permanently screwed up my post editor, and is showing me computer code as opposed to pictures, which is harder to work with than it sounds like. Toodaloo! Oh, and anyone who knows what the title says wins a cookie. Happy Hunting!

Where's the Corp?

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I wonder if anyone's ever gotten insulted when they walk into a room and hear someone say, "Well, speak of the devil!" I know I would.So, how've you been, viewers? I hope none of you have tripped, gotten hurt, or gone bald since I've seen you last. The only pain I've been forced to endure is playing soccer in a t-shirt when it's thirty five degrees out. That's much worse than no-longer-super-man-because-it's-a-different-game-but-still-kar-oshi.

*sigh*... Karoshi is almost done, readers... can you believe it? Only a few more days to go... I'm so sad. Good thing I've got plenty of other games in store! Also, anyone who can catch ANY of my references from now on gets a cookie! Happy hunting! A-tha-tha-tha-that's all, folks! EDIT: I apologize for the computer gobbledy-gook in the quote. Blogger freaked out when I tried to post it, and I don't know what happened. Sorry

Hey, listen!

QotD: You look just like Charles Manson - Anonymous (Famous last words)

Oh, hello there. You caught me by surprise. I was just getting some tea ready. Would you like some? Right, then, sit on down right there and I'll be right back. Here you go. So, what would you like to talk about? My career choices? Well, they certainly won't be like Super Man-oshi's. He explodes every few seconds.



Seriously though, I went on a program called Naviance today for school, answered some one hundred eighty questions, and got a list of results. Some of them were dancer, technical writer (writing manuals for stuff), and interior designer. Do you all know what these things have in common? That's right, I would sooner pull a Karoshi than do any of them. Good job. You will get a cookie, but only if you can tell me which game the title is a reference to (bonus points if you can be more spcific). Happy hunting!
The man who made this picture (Nobuo Uematsu) should be hunted down and captured, dead or alive, for making such an abominable representation of Kefka.

Oh, shi-

QotD: "My name is Kate Schechter. Two 'c's, two 'h's, two 'e's, and also a 't', an 'r', and an 's'. Provided they're all there the bank won't be fussy about the order they come in, they never seem to know themselves." - You should be able to figure this one out...

I wonder if anyone ever gets offended when they here someone say "Well, speak of the devil!" when they walk into a room. Seems like they should. Also, have you ever watched a commercial for an anti-depressant and noticed that they say that you should call your doctor if you experience suicidal thoughts or actions? What, do you call up your doctor and say "I, uh, kinda jumped out of my ten-story window, do you think I should keep on taking this pill,"? I dunno what these guys think they mean by that. Speaking of killing yourself, more Super Man-oshi!


I bet none of you can name the seven seas! Any of you who can wins a different cookie! Have fun!

That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance.

QotD: "UUuUuuUUuHhHHhhNNNnnnNn..." - Karoshi-Men
So far, a new record of two people have won the coveted biggest-cookie-you've-ever-seen, and are quite pleased with it's contents. You should all go out and buy Portal, for the PC, but only if you enjoy a very hard puzzler. For those of you who refuse to buy something at the say so of a thirteen year old, here is my personal favorite part of the game; the credit song! Man, I love that game. I'm listening to that song right now! Makes it really hard to concentrate, though. On a slightly lighter note, salaryman groaning AFTER he impales himself on spikes.


Good day, men/women!

My Braaaiiinnn...

QotD: Life... Dreams... Hope... Where do they come from? And where do they go...? Such meaningless things... I'll destroy them all! - Kefka
It really bugs me when people gripe and moan about how the English language has destroyed the use of the word 'gay', but never used the word in any context at all before they started whining about how they couldn't use it anymore. I mean really. Grow up, people. I really don't like school. I'm surprised that none of my teachers have said anything along the lines of "Okay, class, you have fifteen minutes to write a two hundred word essay explaining why and how two plus two equals four. Have fun." That would just make my day. On a slightly lighter note, salaryman impaling himself on spikes.

Also, go look up Brian Regan - I Walked On the Moon on YouTube. Guy's amazing. Yes, right now. I don't care if I've used this joke before, you laughed at it then and you'll laugh at it now! Y'know, I haven't posted a picture of Kefka in a while. Lemme get right on that.

Hee hee. G'bye!

Son of a submariner!

QotD: "His ignorance was as remarkable as his knowledge. Of contemporary literature, philosophy and politics he appeared to know nothing."- Watson, of Sherlock Holmes
Today I started reading Sherlock Holmes, and let me tell you, there are tons of words I'm willing to bet you don't know the meaning of. Depreciatory, bumptious, and cavalier are some good examples. Also, Karoshi!


Do you all like mysteries? No? Well I do, which I guess you can tell from my reading Sherlock Holmes. That cookie is up for grabs for any one who can tell me who said this: "First of all, your beauty has captivated me! Second... I'm dying to know if I'm your type... I guess your ...abilities... would be a distant third." C'mon, people, research something for once! The whole point of these 'quizzes' is to make you go out of your way to find out the answers! Did you think I'd make it that easy? Yeesh, the nerve of some people.

Still al, er, never mind...

QotD: "The cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie" - Some wall
Today's post is going to be riddled with Portal references! Anyone who can find, and name, them all wins a new cookie, because you were all jerks to the old one and let it rot and die*. How rude. Also, if it seems like I am talking in my posts, well, I'll remind you that the Computor cannot speak. In the event that it does speak, I urge you to disregard its advice. It probably isn't helpful, anyway.
Oh, by the way, I've finished the next Karoshi video, so you should watch it and laugh as you do.


Oh, and I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed in the above test. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the utor. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikeable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.

* This test is impossible. Make no attempt to solve it.

Exploding Salaryman

Quote of the Day: "I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting. But it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously." - Douglas Adams
Today, I have no sister, and won't for another half day. Woo-hoo! I finished up Karoshi 1, and am working on Karoshi Suicide Salaryman. Hope you like it! 'Cuz if you don't, there is lots of suffering to come, my friend.


I, uh, can't come up with anything else to type about. Oh! Did you hear that Disney bought out Marvel. Yeah. Bet you can't wait for Disney Origins: Daffy Duck, huh? I italicized there because I can't find the underline button. Ta-ta for now!

I'm Hoooooommmmme!

Quote of the Day: "Nevermore" - The Raven

Yes, dear viewers, I am alive, though I doubt you thought I was dead. I would explain to you why I'm late, but it's a very complicated story involving coral, the Berlin Wall, The Scorpions (the band), the Michigan State Spartans, and orange juice, so I will refrain from telling it to you... for now. Anyways, today I bring special gifts, as an apology for missing several days worth of posts, and they are as follows. First, a story written by the long deceased writer, Edgar Allan Poe, who turned 201 this year. Second, and most importantly, do you remember that 'thing' I was working on for the blog I talked about a few posts back? No? Well, I didn't expect you to, so that's okay. The point is, I've finished it, and have brought it here for you to see;

Tell me in the comments section if you thought this was entertaining or not. Chance are I'll keep doing it anyway, but it doesn't usually hurt to have someone's opinion.

H...a...p...p...y...

Quote of the day: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! - Patches O'Houlihan
For anyone who is feeling down due to my lack of posts, please allow this song to guide you down the path to cheerfulness and pleasure. Better? Good. I saw an interesting shirt today. It read "There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary, and those who don't.". Get it? No? Huh. I got it. Also, you should all read Rain, Rain, Go Away, by Isaac Asimov, as it is very good, in my opinion. Anyone who catches the title's reference get's that cookie. Though I doubt anyone will even try to. No one tried for the last one. Bye-dee-bye!

Fine then, no cookie

Quote of the Day: I told them in Spanish, how much clearer could I have been!? - Coach Keith
I hereby demand all of you to say both chagrin and persona in the next week, or you're FIRED! Also, have any of you noticed how, due to it's timing of right after Michal Jackson's, hardly anyone noticed how Billy Mays is dead? I mean, he advertised the Shamwow(which, by the way, actually works. Who knew?)! How much cooler can you GET?

Now, for your amusement, videos:

This one is out-dated by a year or so, but it's still pretty interesting;


2008 Latest Edition - Did You Know 3.0 - From Meeting in Rome Th - For more of the funniest videos, click here



Also, a song of everything an average mother says to her children in 24 hours;


the mom song - Watch more Funny Videos

Hope you enjoyed them!

Cripes!!!

Quote of the day:"Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all."-Dirk Gently

Hello, greetings, and potato to any and all of you who are still bothering to read this even after my five day long absence. I've been singing Scatman for the past few hours. It's a good song. Go listen to it now. Or at least in a few seconds. Also, some of you may recall the two figurines I was geeking out about back in the previous post. Well, they've arrived, and they're a good deal shorter than I thought. I'm currently seeing to getting a shelf on which to store them, as the top of my dresser is getting rather crowded. Also, none of you were able to guess the character in the last post's origin, so here's a clue; tabs. For your safety, that is not necessarily a part of the title, or anything of the sort(although it may as well be, for all you know). I've got a cookie that's just itching to be given away.

^_^

Quote of the day: "Stop trying to hit me and hit me!" - Morpheus, The Matrix
Woops. Looks like I haven't updated for... two days! It's a new record! Although, I'm not entirely sure if that's something to be proud of... Oh, well. You see that line of text above the one that starts with Woops. Loo? That is going to be a new feature to this blog. Also, I have cable. Today was preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty boring. That's how school is. Today, I spent 55 minutes learning how to pour water into a thin container, put something else into the same container, and looking to see how much higher the water got. You see why I have boring days at school. Will this pop quiz appease you? Anyone who is able to tell me which video game this guy is from gets the biggest cookie they've ever seen.

Er...

I wonder who coined the term "coined the term"? Do you know? Anyways, today I continued showing off my video game nerdiness by ordering TWO more statuettes, similar to Kefka. Their names are Ifrit(FF7), and The Magus Sisters(FF10). Hmmm. I have no idea as to why this is underlined now, but who cares? Soon little Kefka will have a family to call his own.

lololololol

Now, some of you may have noticed that I didn't post yesterday, but I am clearly still alive and well. I went to the orthodontist, had a cookie, and learned that my family needs to pay $5200 for what is literally some metal and plastic that you put in your mouth. Yeah. Pricey, eh? Today, however, I bring excellent news! As you know, I've been awaiting a figure of this guy(Kefka Palazzo):



and today, it arrived! Lookey here:
Just right-click and click "open link in..." for better quality. Now, before you start commenting "ZOMG, U IS A LIAR IT LOKKS NOTING LEIK THE LAFF GUYLOLOLOL!!!!1!!!1!1!1ONE", did you actually think I'd TELL you what it looked like? See, it's still Kefka, but in his FF6 final boss forme, which looks like this:similar, no? Ahhh, you silly goose.

Mumble, grumble

Well, today I got to travel on the bus to Willink Middle School, as today was the first day of school. Yayyyyyyyy. That was sarcastic, by the way. I don't enjoy school. Anything but. Fortunately, most of my classes appear to be with friends. I thought it was especially boring today, as there was almost nothing but talking for most of the day.In other words, my Kefka isn't here yet. I looked forward to today for nothing. It should be here in another day or two. Unfortunately, school days usually aren't sction-packed blockbuster material, if you know what I mean. So the next lot of blog posts will more than likely be short like this one. I apologise.

Salutations, good sir/madam

Unfortunately for you, dear readers, I haven't any good news today. school begins on the morrow, I could possibly be forced to procure a set of braces the next day, and I'm out of ice cream. Yes, I'm quite worried about tomarrow, as it involves me having no idea as to where I'm meant to go in my school, as I haven't even a locker number to my name, let alone a schedule. My sister, on the other hand, is perfectly knowledgeable when it comes to here schedule and locker combination. How cruel the school board is to eighth graders such as myself. Fortunately, the Jeopardy jingle is here to highten my spirits, if only slightly. Also, seeing as I neglected to supply you with a link to Karoshi 2.0, I have one here.

*Sigh*

Yesterday was really boring. I went to Target to try to find some boxers, earphones, and a hair dryer. We found all of them. Oh! I almost forgot that we went out to Billy's Homestead for breakfast. Mmmmmmm...Those were pretty much the only highlights of our day, other than we had quite delectable BBQ ribs for dinner. Sorry. I hope this sword can appease you.

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Woops

Whoa, hey. It is 10:30AM and I'm just writing last night's post? Yeah, sorry about that. I was busy playing Karoshi 2.0, working out something I've wanted to try for a while, and watching an hour and a half of The Legend of Zelda(yes, the original one for the NES). Also Sims 2. Can anything make it better? Yes? Good. So, yesterday... I went miniature golfing(also known as putt-putt, but that sounds way less cool) with my sister and grandparents. I think my ball was some kind of ninja, because twice I hit it too hard, it bounced into the rocks surrounding the holes, and it bounced off of them to slingshot it's way back onto the course. It was, needless to say, pretty cool. We also went to Abbott's for some ice/frozen cream/custard, and I ordered a two scoop peanut butter cup. That happened to be the one flavor they were out of, so I instead got a two scoop vanilla with crushed Reese's mixed in and with peanut butter on top. Yum*. I got home, didn't eat until 8:20PM, and went to bed around 11:30PM. In that time, my Dad and I gave my room a makeover, which basically means we throw half of it out, and re-organize the rest of it until I have no idea where anything is any more. Thank you, Nana, for taking me putt-putting.

*This comment is NOT sarcastic!

Don't yell at me

Okay, now, the winners of yesterday's contest are:...Nobody? Yeah, nobody. Someone got the number right through guesswork, which is no good. So, yeah. Booey for you! Any-dang-ways, today was another boring day. It was bland, arid, blah, drab, tedious, dull, mind-numbing, tiresome, even lackluster. Wow, that is a LONG list of adjectives and synonyms. I, uh, I went to my neighbors football game today, and *readies shield* I've gotta say, I don't enjoy that sport very much. Or at all, really. The pizza was good, though. Also, I had dinner at Bazil's, for my parents' anniversary, and guess what? I had a huge, three cheese mac-n-cheese thing, it was really good, I was able to finish maybe a third of it, and I forgot my leftovers box at the restaurant. Yeah. Oops. I can't remember what else I did today. So, Kefka shall entertain you.

You shall fail

Today was a kinda bland day. I ordered my Kefka figure this morning, and guess when it's supposed to arrive. Go on, guess. Wrong, it gets here on the first day of school(highlight it to see the answer)! So it's kinda wierd how I have to look forward to that day.I also went with my mom and sister to a photography-gallery-thing. Kinda tore into the cookies and cider thay had, as it was the first time I'd eaten in sixkandianhalfdhours.aAlso, I HATE doing book reports. They kinda feel like a aste of time to me, as I finish them in twenty minutes a pop. That's forty minutes I could be spending reading a different book. Finally, for those of you who kinda haven't manged to figure out my blog's title, the joke is that my last name is PRICE, and I'm putting my two CENTS in. Got it memorized? No? Too bad, sucka!
P.S. Count and comment the number of "kinda"s in this post. Winners will get a shoutout.

Why Helllloooo There!

Ha ha ha ha! I have my OWN blog now! And you... well, I don't know. You might have one too for all I know. Which is a lot. So you probably don't have one. Unless you do. I dunno. I went mini golfing with Nana (my father's mother's husband's wife) today. I won by six points. Also, there is a chance I will be purchasing a statuette of this guy:Isn't he neat? He is named Kefka (Final Fantasy 6). Oh, you wanted to see a picture of the figure? Ha! I laugh at the thought. I spit in it's general direction! I don't have much else to rant talk about. So, see you next time!