Still al, er, never mind...

QotD: "The cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie" - Some wall
Today's post is going to be riddled with Portal references! Anyone who can find, and name, them all wins a new cookie, because you were all jerks to the old one and let it rot and die*. How rude. Also, if it seems like I am talking in my posts, well, I'll remind you that the Computor cannot speak. In the event that it does speak, I urge you to disregard its advice. It probably isn't helpful, anyway.
Oh, by the way, I've finished the next Karoshi video, so you should watch it and laugh as you do.


Oh, and I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed in the above test. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the utor. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikeable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.

* This test is impossible. Make no attempt to solve it.